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[ frothing, convulsing ]
Perhaps the answer to the gentleman's question lies here, in my pants 20%
Okay men let's all hurmph burmph lord God we're not even out of the boat 20%
Note the use of the subjunctive indicating a condition contrary to fact 20%
Maybe they'll name an underwater airport after him? 0%
I'll really give you something to smoke dope about 0%
No I'm just kidding you still get beaten for your mistakes as always 40%

Votes: 5


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 08, 2001
It looks as though the Jerkcity crew may now be reading Adeuqacy.

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Hmm... (none / 0) (#1)
by hauntedattics on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 06:34:50 AM PST
Fascinatin'. Now excuse me while I go to the grocery store...

Hurf buf duh, etc.

this could be (none / 0) (#2)
by nathan on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 07:02:32 AM PST
The biggest news in's history!

Haunted, are you telling me that you are paying attention to my jerkcity antics?

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Of course, dear (none / 0) (#3)
by hauntedattics on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 09:55:56 AM PST
How else could I keep up with all your J.C.-referential posts?

Of course, what I meant to say in my previous post here was that next time I go to the grocery store, I'll be sure to bring my pepper spray.

warning! (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 10:50:59 AM PST
Jerkcity can be unbelievbly sophomoric and obnoxious.

That being said, I'm touched, deep down, in a special way by this post.


Shut up before you get me in worse trouble...

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Hey... (none / 0) (#5)
by hauntedattics on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 11:45:28 AM PST
sophomoric and obnoxious is right up (down?) my alley. Sometimes I wonder how long it's gonna be before everyone figures out I'm not really a grown-up. Boston consultant unmasked...

As for touching you deep down, I'll leave that to your urologist...hmm. Ick.

Nice winter wonderland motif, by the way.

Reiteration (none / 0) (#6)
by RobotSlave on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 05:07:48 PM PST
Once again, I would be more comfortable laughing at jerkcity if it hadn't swiped Max Cannon's technique and Jim Woodring's backgrounds. And the subject matter is altogether too close to that of every poorly-drawn web-comic that contains at least one computers-operator.

The odd noises are sort of fun, so I will ignore the fact that they remind me of fat chicks in party hats.

© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

You can hardly blame them for the art (none / 0) (#7)
by Robert Reginald Rodriguez on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 02:14:32 AM PST
Can you?

Or perhaps... (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:19:30 PM PST
RealDolls existed before Adequacy started promoting them.

Now, if Milkman Dan posts an article on a controversial web site about banning small girls, and Karen responds with a 2000 word rebuttal, that would be impressive.


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