This is a rather odd situation, since the daughter in question is only 17. If I was a 17 year old daughter and my mom tried to hook me up with me, I think I would have to murder her.
As it is, I can't stop laughing long enough to breathe. The woman is obviously deranged. She is probably being beaten by her drunk husband as I write this. I guess I would be doing her a favor by taking in her daughter and locking her in the basement until she hit's 23 and is no longer useful as a sexual outlet. Yeah, so I live in an apartment and locking her in the basement would mean putting her in an apartment with a dysfunctional couple who obviously married due to the "little surprise" that came spewing out of the oven and have the dude's sister living with them to help with the rent.
And OH the HEADRUSHES.