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 Martin-Cortez Financial Newsletter Issue 5, Vol 1

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Dec 27, 2001
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As an upstanding member of the Adequacy Legal Department, I will be the first to say, our department gets a lot of inquiries. Below is one inquiry.

From: Oliver Kirkland <oliekirk@[HOTMAIL DOMAIN DELETED TO PROTECT PRIVACY]>
To: legal@adequacy.org
Subject: are you

Are you imployed by the dominating corparations? Do you have a problem with anyone who dosent love aol intel and microsoft ? Why are you obsesed with hacking and why are you so dum? Stop working for them and do some real work!

In this issue, I feel that it is time we at Adequacy fully disclose who owns shares in us, and what we own shares of.

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As of December 27, 2001: Who owns voting stakes in Adequacy
  • Bill Gates - %25
  • The Adequacy Editors - %17
  • Paul G. Allen Foundations - %15
  • AOL Time Warner, Inc. - %9
  • Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation - %7
  • Viacom Cable, Ltd. - %7
  • General Motors - %7
  • Phillip Morris - %3
  • Dow Jones & Company, Inc. - %3
  • Pulitzer Inc. - %2.7999
  • American Greetings - %2
  • Landmark Communications - %1.5
  • Showboats International- %0.5
  • Mr. Witherby- %0.2001
  • No Investment Advice by Martino Cortez & The Adequacy Editors (herewithin refered to as ADEQUACY): You understand and agree that ADEQUACY does not recommend any security, financial product or instrument, nor does any mention of a particular security in this website constitute a recommendation by ADEQUACY to buy, sell, or hold that or any other security. ADEQUACY does not offer or provide any investment advice or option regarding the nature, potential, value, suitability or profitability of any particular security, portfolio of securities, transaction, investment strategy or other matter. You understand and acknowledge that E*RADE provides no tax, legal, or investment advice. You assume full responsibility for your investment decisions.

           
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    Ha ha. (none / 0) (#1)
    by tkatchev on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 10:16:46 PM PST
    Bob Abooey for your legal advice. That's *soo* cute. :))


    --
    Peace and much love...




    Dear tkatchev, (none / 0) (#2)
    by Martino Cortez PhD on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 10:27:01 PM PST
    Sir, while I understand you may think I am a so called "troll account" that some people use, I resent being called Bob Abooey. While Prof. Abooey and I go way back, you must plainly see that we have nothing in common. While my writing style is that of my nude female typists, his writing style usually features judicious use of bullet points, and usually lets the fair reader know what was for lunch. This is reproducable throughout all his (and his underlings) postings.

    I am a real %100 living human being. My mother and father gave birth to me over 47 years ago. Perhaps someday I shall have the editors post my birth certificate for all the world to see. Besides, why would anybody dare pose as a rich CEO? Anybody who was not really a CEO would be weeded out of this site.


    --
    Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
    CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
    Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

    "Prof. Abooey"? (none / 0) (#4)
    by tkatchev on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 11:00:25 PM PST
    OK, I'm calling your bluff. :)))


    --
    Peace and much love...




    I can vouch for Dr. Cortez (none / 0) (#5)
    by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 08:22:52 PM PST
    As chief financial officer (CFO) and board member of Celera, Inc, the world's premiere biotechnology corporation, I can vouch for Dr. Cortez.

    In fact, <i>Forbes</i> magazine did an article on our collaboration in out-researching the so-called "Human Genome Project." The article is in the February 2001 edition.

    After we, metaphorically-speaking, trounced those open-source "scientists," we have not worked together, but I have found Dr. Cortez to be an intelligent, honest professional.

    At your service,

    Anthony Lavey


     
    Sirs, (none / 0) (#3)
    by Martino Cortez PhD on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 10:29:38 PM PST
    I had an meeting to attend to. As it turns out, one of my rival youth sexual revolution companies is trying to buy my youth sexual revolution company out. You can plainly see, that duty had to take precedence over writing who we own share of. In another newsletter I suppose.


    --
    Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
    CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
    Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

     

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