George Bush has spoken; he has said everything must continue as normal after Sept 11th. In that spirit, I'd like to say I have always regarded Americans as fools and always will.
However, America is not the bread and butter here. I wish to discuss Britain. Britain shall be henceforth subjected to attack. I am English and no longer regard life in England as worth living. Thus England will be pillaged and generally fucked up until further notice.
Thanks for all the social security, civil rights and such but Tony Blair was a wanker too far.
I will fuck you up. This is my official declaration of civil war.