this week i've come in late both days, taken off early, watched the dvd of office space during working hours on a multimedia projector, taken 2 hour long lunches and accomplished close to nothing. i've had my share of meetings that end in circle jerks though; thats where i spend all my time.
as soon as work gets out i go visit alprazolam (no, not the adequacy poster, 'alprazolam' is also a nickname for the girlfriend/fiancee/wife/etc contingent). we stay out too late and ingest too many psychoactive chemicals. then we release sexual tension, do more drugs and fall asleep. only to wake up late, go to work unshowered, unshaven and leave early.
it's a vicious cycle.
fuck redemption, fuck salvation man, if we're god's unwanted IT workers... so be it!