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Dec 17, 2001
Getting hugged by a really hot, totally drunk cocktail waitress is one of the best feelings in the world.

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It was a fun night. I'll actually write something about it tomorrow when I'm sober. They'll be comments to this diary entry...


sick and disturbing (none / 0) (#1)
by osm on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 02:39:28 AM PST
i suggest you concentrate instead on a rigorous decontamination procedure.

Yuck! Real womanflesh! (none / 0) (#4)
by because it isnt on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 02:46:13 PM PST
i suggest you concentrate instead on a rigorous decontamination procedure.

Would this "decontamination" procedure require a bar of soap, towelling, and a celebrity lifestyle magazine running an interview with Natalie Portman in it? -- because it isn't

Be careful (none / 0) (#2)
by westgeof on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 10:33:22 AM PST
While they may look pretty and feel really damn good, you're better off staying as far away from them as possible. If I believed in god and satan, I'd say that satan created women to torment men. Basically they put us through hell until we finally wind up in the real thing. Everytime I think that maybe I'm overreacting, or that I could just be stereotyping based on the women I know, I see something worse than any before.

Ug, sometimes I just want to give up on them altogeher, but I'm already hooked, there's no escape for me. Get out while you still can! Run away!

As a child I wanted to know everything. Now I miss my ignorance.

I would suggest... (none / 0) (#3)
by nathan on Mon Dec 17th, 2001 at 12:35:26 PM PST
Having the DNA testing now so that, when it comes time to prove the kid isn't yours, you'll be prepared.

Forewarned is forearmed.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

regardless of what these liberalssay, (none / 0) (#5)
by derek3000 on Tue Dec 18th, 2001 at 07:58:41 AM PST
boozing and whoring is the only true path to redemption. Blessed are the cheeks graced by the bosom of the voluptious alcohol-bringer.

"Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie


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