The article covers a court decision that says the US government can't shut down a meat plant just becuase it has failed some dumb salmonella test three times.
That's not a problem. It's going to take more than a few lousy pathogens to scare me away from tasty, nutritious Meat.
What gets my goat is the quote near the end of the article from the Judge who made the decision, noting that:
"American housewives and cooks normally are not ignorant or stupid and their methods of preparing and cooking food do not ordinarily result in salmonellosis." (emphasis added)
Here's the rub: everyone knows that housewives have no business cooking Meat. Tasty, delicious Meat should only be prepared by Men, preferably outdoors over an open flame. Now, the quote is a little ambiguous, as it does not refer directly to tasty Meat, so this could be a case of Irresponsible Journalism rather than Tainted Justice, but either way, an apology is in order.