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Dec 14, 2001
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i am writin this too tell you that my former team of nakeid female typists hae all just quit. they put their clothes on and walked out of the door. they claime that i was using them for sexual behaviours and paying htem so called mimimum wage. my team of visious lawyers have been asigned to the case.

if you can belive it i am typing this message myself! this is so very exciting! the lasty time i have used a keyboard was typing my dissertation at yardsdale.

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i will write more as details come forth.

please be supportive of my difficulites. it is all i ask. if any of my dearst readers know of good looking naked female typists who are seeking employement, dont hesitate to reply to this web entry.

       
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proposition (none / 0) (#1)
by diazepam on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:33:24 AM PST
i can type. i can be sexually harassed.

want a new typist girlboy?

<3



-- diazepam <3's you

Dunno (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:40:46 AM PST
Girlboy, or boygirl? If you're a boygirl, neuter, herm or eunuch I can take you under my wing.


i wish.... (none / 0) (#3)
by diazepam on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:42:56 AM PST
i was a herm :( that would be neat :/
-- diazepam <3's you

Pin up some Doug Winger art (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:23:39 PM PST
Herm's aren't they're cracked up to be - they can't work the video recorder and they leave the seat up.

By the way, is that a phallic symbol in your signature?


oh no tastes like burning (none / 0) (#18)
by diazepam on Sun Dec 16th, 2001 at 11:34:06 AM PST
doug winger art is a little much for my walls. i just want to be a beautiful woman with a penis, not a crazed horse penis with breasts.

<3 = heart

8===> = penis

-- diazepam <3's you

 
<3 (none / 0) (#4)
by TheReverand on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:43:46 AM PST
is that supposed to be an emoticon for tea-bagging?

If so, that may make you a man, and that is not what dear Dr. Cortez is asking for.


Oh god. (none / 0) (#7)
by tkatchev on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:14:05 PM PST
Please, refrain from using g**k argot while posting to this site, OK? Sexually repressed children have their own site.


--
Peace and much love...




 
You Sir, are a loon (1.00 / 1) (#5)
by Majin on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:49:35 AM PST
You sir, for the supposed smartest man on the Internet, has proceeded to make 33 spelling and grammatical errors in that post alone including the title
*Deor *Adequecy Readers
By Martino Cortez PhDPosted on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:39:11 PM CST

*i am *writin this too tell you that my former team of *nakeid female typists *hae all just quit. *they put their clothes on and walked out of the door. *they *claime that *i was using them for sexual *behaviours and paying *htem so called *mimimum wage. *my team of *visious lawyers have been *asigned to the case. *if you can *belive it *i am typing this message myself! *this is so very exciting! *the *lasty time *i have used a keyboard was typing my dissertation at *yardsdale.

*i will write more as details come forth. *please be supportive of my *difficulites. *it is all *i ask. *if any of my *dearst readers know of good looking naked female typists who are seeking *employement, *dont hesitate to reply to this web entry.
Each error being labeled with an `*'

Now, I stand to be corrected, but your post reminds me that of an immature 11 year old from one of our less educated states.

If you must proceed to make an ass of yourself, I wont stop you, but rather point out how ironic it is.


Mr. Majin (none / 0) (#11)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 02:58:46 PM PST
You have done an excellent job of proving your inferiority, and showing why you can not possibly compare to the elites, such as Dr. Cortez or the editors of this site. You have some sort of perturbed hang-up which leads you to believe that your grammatical abilities allow you to compare yourself to a man such as Dr. Cortez. Those of us in the elite can use either our servants, or a state-of the art tool such as Microsoft word, to correct our spelling and grammar for us. You, sir, have neither, and furthermore are not even worthy to be one of our servants, as I shall now demonstrate by having one of my minimum wage servants highlight the errors in your post.

You sir, for the supposed smartest man on the Internet, *has* proceeded to make 33 spelling and grammatical errors in that post alone including the title (no verb/subject agreement, no period)

Now, I stand to be corrected, but your post reminds *me that* of an immature 11 year old from one of our less educated states.(You seem to be missing a preposition)

If you must proceed to make an ass of yourself, I *wont* stop you, but rather point out how ironic it is. (This should be, 'But I will rather...' Also, you're missing an apostrophe)

So, not only do you have poor grammar, but you are unable to afford servants, and are not smart enough to use the spelling/grammar check in Microsoft Word. In short, nobody here is impressed.

--Anonymous Reader #24601


I smell some Bob. (none / 0) (#12)
by tkatchev on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 03:36:28 PM PST
Oh yes, the infinite faces of Bob...


--
Peace and much love...




I am amused that you think so, (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 03:42:01 PM PST
but alas, my post contained no spelling errors, so I can not posssibly be an incarnation of Mr. Abooey.

--Anonymous Reader #24601


Don't you mean... (none / 0) (#14)
by tkatchev on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 04:00:14 PM PST
..."errores"?


--
Peace and much love...




 
So, Sylvester, (none / 0) (#6)
by tkatchev on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:11:28 PM PST
How is your crack habit doing?


--
Peace and much love...




Sylvester? (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:25:48 PM PST
I thought it was Bob.

lal i wnat iss to be lvoed.... si taht to muhc too ask??


Same Difference. (none / 0) (#10)
by tkatchev on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 01:15:04 PM PST
I don't, and have never, read kuro5hin, so "sylvester" is more confortable to me. It's just a screen nickname, in any case.


--
Peace and much love...




Ah, I see. (none / 0) (#15)
by because it isnt on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 04:17:31 PM PST
So Bob came to Adequacy through the other place. But I've never read that site either. Good old Bob livened up the pages of the other other place. He's quite the entertainer, isn't he?
adequacy.org -- because it isn't

 
Sir, (none / 0) (#16)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 09:00:37 PM PST
honestly, i am not sylvester. yes, i do think Mr Sylvester is this so-called "Bob". I am mearly an incarnation of a different (and probably completly unguessable) noble sir who inhabits the trash heap

PS: I am still looking for good applicants.


--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

 
Like every other Adequacy reader... (none / 0) (#17)
by elenchos on Sat Dec 15th, 2001 at 01:49:20 AM PST
...you are entitled to take advantage of my standing offer to "make love", meaning that a host of exchanges of sexual favors with me are available to you, subject to only a few restrictions*.

This offer does not include any typing assistance, but may help you respond to the other losses incurred in this tragedy. Just let me know if you need to make use of my sexual prowess (some restrictions apply*).

As a reminder: these events, in fact no events, are a justification for launching a DoS attack on the Adequacy. Thank you.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill


 

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