||You have done an excellent job of proving your inferiority, and showing why you can not possibly compare to the elites, such as Dr. Cortez or the editors of this site. You have some sort of perturbed hang-up which leads you to believe that your grammatical abilities allow you to compare yourself to a man such as Dr. Cortez. Those of us in the elite can use either our servants, or a state-of the art tool such as Microsoft word, to correct our spelling and grammar for us. You, sir, have neither, and furthermore are not even worthy to be one of our servants, as I shall now demonstrate by having one of my minimum wage servants highlight the errors in your post.
You sir, for the supposed smartest man on the Internet, *has* proceeded to make 33 spelling and grammatical errors in that post alone including the title (no verb/subject agreement, no period)
Now, I stand to be corrected, but your post reminds *me that* of an immature 11 year old from one of our less educated states.(You seem to be missing a preposition)
If you must proceed to make an ass of yourself, I *wont* stop you, but rather point out how ironic it is. (This should be, 'But I will rather...' Also, you're missing an apostrophe)
So, not only do you have poor grammar, but you are unable to afford servants, and are not smart enough to use the spelling/grammar check in Microsoft Word. In short, nobody here is impressed.
--Anonymous Reader #24601