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What makes YOUR world go round?
diazepam 22%
dextromethorphan HBr 11%
cocaine HBr 11%
kavalactones 0%
tetrahydrocannibinol (eww) 33%
alprazolam 11%
alcohol 11%

Votes: 9

 welcome to adequacy

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 13, 2001
 Comments:
i'd like to take this moment to welcome your's truly, diazepam, to adequacy. welcome me. looks like fun. and looks very shiny.... ::oooh::
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I prefer (none / 0) (#1)
by motherfuckin spork on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 10:11:56 AM PST
a nice mix of diphenoxylate with atropine...


I am not who you think I am.

 
Question. (none / 0) (#2)
by hauntedattics on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 11:48:48 AM PST
Whatever happened to getting high on life? Or enjoying reality?

Never mind.


Problem with that: (none / 0) (#4)
by tkatchev on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 01:57:49 PM PST
That implies one of two things:

  • Knowing how to live; or,
  • Having a clue as to what reality is in the first place.


Sadly, people nowadays are too helpless to even figure out these basic things...


--
Peace and much love...




 
technically (none / 0) (#5)
by alprazolam on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 08:47:10 PM PST
drugs are part of reality. hence he is "enjoying reality".


 
A word of caution. (none / 0) (#3)
by RobotSlave on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 01:11:52 PM PST
Benzodiazepines should never be taken without alcohol. So by all means, go ahead and gulp down Mom's Valium or Dad's Xanax, but make sure you've got a nice vodka martini or two nearby.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#6)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Thu Dec 13th, 2001 at 10:08:29 PM PST
Good day, Mr Diazepam sir. As Adequacy's most intelligent member, I hereforeth welcome you to my humble abode. Please disregard all other posters on this site, they are un-educated, illeterate fools. Their posts reek in the filth they must be living in.

Thank you for joining sir. May your IQ be as high as your user name suggests.




--
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

ppppppppfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!! (none / 0) (#7)
by Slobodan Milosevic on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 12:28:34 AM PST
hereforeth? illeterate? Please go on, those not blessed with faultless grammar skills amuse me. Those not able to hire help with flawless grammar skills amuse me even more. Thank you for taking the time to read this post.


Score yourself 5 bonus points. (none / 0) (#8)
by RobotSlave on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 02:35:47 AM PST
You are what is known in the trade as a "biter."

Anyone with a good understanding of the principles of effective trolloping will tell you that deliberate mis-spelling is a rudimentary technique, and that the crude deployment that you seem to have fallen for is the sign of an incompetent (or perhaps audacious) practitioner.

Either way, you lose.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
It has come to our attention (none / 0) (#9)
by em on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 08:02:51 AM PST
that some of you seem to be discussing potentially illegal activities in the comments below. Adequacy.org doesn't oficially condemn the use of psychotropic substances (although many of our editors do so, as their own personal opinion), but we would much prefer that you limit the discussion to legal highs.
--em
Associate Editor, Adequacy.org


objection, your honor! (none / 0) (#10)
by diazepam on Fri Dec 14th, 2001 at 11:38:25 AM PST
i suggest nothing of the sort. i encourage only people with valid prescriptions to utilize my psychotropic powers.

remember kids, drug use is different from drug abuse.

signed,
your local benzodiazepam

-- diazepam <3's you

 

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