"after all you're a white American girl, and what in the whole wide world could be more important than your birthday present?"
My point was, I do not feel like celebrating. Don't draw conclusions on limmited info. You seem to have made up you mind about all WASPS, I assure you, we are not all materalistic gold diggers.
"Your birthday present is so much more fascinating than anything else you could write about, like say, I don't know... China, for example."
I write educational software for the very young, 3-6 yr olds. You will see some things on China later. Maybe not what you expect, though.
"But here is your fair warning:"
Sorry, I am at a loss, I have no idea what you mean. Reinterate following data:/