Dearest Mr. Angst, I have been informed of your formal gathering. This does indeed sound like a unique opertunity to show off your new found bar skills. However, it has been brought to my attention that some of these women are showing their so called "tits". These so called "flashers" are women who are working for a subsidiary of one my many corporations whose vision is to get in touch with todays "sexual revolution". Would you belive that this subsidiary has grown over %50 in the last year alone?
Mr Angst sir, I regret to inform you that my highly paid team of investigators are investigating what we belive to be, and I quote my charming assistant "pimpin' my bitches". You realise what a detriment this may be to any potential income I may derive from these young females services. My females are only the finest in this growing vertical market. They charge a princes sum for even a simple kiss. I cannot have you using my fine females to simply "flash their tits" without any form of payment, now can I Mr Angst? Clearly this dishonorable behavior must be brought to a halt at once, kind honerable Angst sir.
In short, Mr Angst (allow me to call you Electric, noble sir), I wish for you to cease and desist all "flashing" in your compound at once. As the CEO of this fine, upstanding, moral subidiary of my empire and on behalf of my shareholders, my board of directors and my lovely wives, I will not allow you to continue.
I wish you the best of luck in your entertainment endevour, and I sincerly hope that your night goes smoothly, lest anybody say, put a halt to your growing entertainment empire.
Good day to you Mr Electric Angst, and a fine pleasure talking with you kind noble sir,
Dr. Martino Cortez, PhD.
PS: If you think that your "females" have nice "tits", you should see the women who are typing this for me.
Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright © 2002, Martino Cortez.