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 Unfettered Boobies

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Dec 10, 2001
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I got Brandy snifters for the dinner party Friday. I'm going to end up offering a wide range of beverages because it turns out that I simply won't have enough for everyone. 4 snifters, 4 coffee/tea cups, 8 martini glasses, 8 margarita glasses, 4 wine glasses (two table-wine, two campaign flutes), 8 highball glasses, 8 tall highball glasses.

12-14 guests. Pre-dinner drinks, dinner drinks, after-dinner drinks. How in the hell am I going to work this out?

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Not that this party is going to be that formal. Hell, I'll only be around for less than half of it, since I have to get to work at 10:00. I think the drinkware situation will work itself out (especially if we can get a good spread of wine, iced tea, coffee, and soda drinkers) Now perhaps I should start thinking about things like cooking times and such.

This will be a very interesting party. I hope everyone likes it.

Oh, and for something completely different, things seem really freaky at the club. The last two weekends I've worked not only have women flashed their tits, but they let the blind piano player feel them. Something's in the air...



       
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Sounds fancy! (none / 0) (#1)
by First Incision on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 04:07:09 PM PST
Are you inviting Cortez, PhD? Sounds like something he would like. I've never understood the appeal of alcohol. I know I must be missing something, since so many people like it. I've like a beer or two to make a concert or sporting event more entertaining. But everytime I am at a party like the one you are describing, I have about 2 drinks, and then I see how the heavier drinkers are acting. "Dude! They've all turned into idiots." It makes me immediately stop and switch to Coke or water. Because of the drunken hijinks of my fellow party goers, I've never yet been drunk in my life.
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Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

You, sir, are clearly a (none / 0) (#2)
by RobotSlave on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 04:56:23 PM PST
control freak. I would be not at all surprised to learn that you are a computers-operator by trade.

Alcohol is not only the sole chemical entertainment of any potency that remains relatively legal; it is also a nourishing meal, and a social catalyst that can make you comfortable and welcome in any neighborhood in the Free World.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

You got me. (none / 0) (#3)
by First Incision on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 07:03:11 PM PST
Well, pretty much every job I have had has involved operating computers. I'm in medical school right now, but I was appointed as the class "web guy." While I might argue with alcohol's value as a meal, I can definitely understand your third point.

The only time I have been outside of my USian hole was a brief trip to London. I have never drank so much alcohol in my life. I was averaging 2 beers a night, probably, and yes, it did make me feel comfortable and welcome, even on the wrong side of the ocean.

And I would like to reiterate: Alcohol makes baseball seem entertaining, and football seem important.
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Think again. (none / 0) (#4)
by RobotSlave on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 07:17:24 PM PST
As to the value of alcohol as a meal: Take a look some time into the diet of the common person in ancient egypt or even medieval europe.

As to sports and alcohol: I rest my case.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
bah (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by nathan on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 07:31:09 PM PST
"Alcohol" is derived from the arabic "al-Kohl," or "the darkness." This is understood to be a phrase praising it as a pure essence extracted from base, earthly substance. That's the sense Guillaume Apollonaire had in mind when he titled his volume of poetry Alcools, which is Frog for "alcohols."

There is truth in wine, chum. I used to be an unhappy teetotaller, but once I decided to renounce the Victorian idea of a clockwork universe with man in control, I became a happy lush.

Try it, you'll like it!

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
I know I'm a control freak (none / 0) (#6)
by motherfuckin spork on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 09:08:08 PM PST
Of course, there was that whole "angry drunk" thing, too... but I wasn't even really drunk - I just know that a little bit started to make me really irritable and violent. Great fun.


I am not who you think I am.

 
Goodday Mr. Angst Sir, (3.00 / 2) (#7)
by Martino Cortez PhD on Mon Dec 10th, 2001 at 11:53:48 PM PST
Grand Sir,

Dearest Mr. Angst, I have been informed of your formal gathering. This does indeed sound like a unique opertunity to show off your new found bar skills. However, it has been brought to my attention that some of these women are showing their so called "tits". These so called "flashers" are women who are working for a subsidiary of one my many corporations whose vision is to get in touch with todays "sexual revolution". Would you belive that this subsidiary has grown over %50 in the last year alone?

Mr Angst sir, I regret to inform you that my highly paid team of investigators are investigating what we belive to be, and I quote my charming assistant "pimpin' my bitches". You realise what a detriment this may be to any potential income I may derive from these young females services. My females are only the finest in this growing vertical market. They charge a princes sum for even a simple kiss. I cannot have you using my fine females to simply "flash their tits" without any form of payment, now can I Mr Angst? Clearly this dishonorable behavior must be brought to a halt at once, kind honerable Angst sir.

In short, Mr Angst (allow me to call you Electric, noble sir), I wish for you to cease and desist all "flashing" in your compound at once. As the CEO of this fine, upstanding, moral subidiary of my empire and on behalf of my shareholders, my board of directors and my lovely wives, I will not allow you to continue.

I wish you the best of luck in your entertainment endevour, and I sincerly hope that your night goes smoothly, lest anybody say, put a halt to your growing entertainment empire.

Good day to you Mr Electric Angst, and a fine pleasure talking with you kind noble sir,

Dr. Martino Cortez, PhD.

PS: If you think that your "females" have nice "tits", you should see the women who are typing this for me.




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Dr Martino Cortez, PhD
CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation
Copyright 2002, Martino Cortez.

 
boobies (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 04:48:47 AM PST
Listen, you three dollar ass goblin, if you're going to post a journal about boobies, there had sure as HELL be some boobies in the journal, or at least some links to boobies. Have you any idea how WRONG it is to make people click on your journal thinking they're about to see boobies only to wind up reading a three paragraph incoherent rant about a dinner party. You are SICK. You need some help, man.


Help is on the way! (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by tkatchev on Tue Dec 11th, 2001 at 09:12:23 AM PST
Knock yourself out:

( . ) . )


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