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 A bad smell

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Dec 01, 2001
Has anyone else ever noticed that after a night of drinking, even after you take a shower, that if you sweat, it smells like it has alcohol in it?

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dont take a shower (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 08:32:40 AM PST
If you want to get rid of the body odor, play with a wet dog and roll around in dusty dirt. To get rid of the distillery vapors emanating from your stomach, eat tofu then retch it back out. The tofu will have absorbed all the flavor of yesterday's festivities. Finally, convincingly tell yourself you'll never, never, never, not fucking ever drink again.

Eat some asparagus (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by zikzak on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 01:33:25 PM PST
You'll have a whole new smell to wonder about in the morning instead.

I drank too much (none / 0) (#4)
by perdida on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 01:49:11 PM PST
last night, and had a horrible hangover as a result. I just had lunch and am glad I kept it down.

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bah, I knew there was a reasonable explanation (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 02:11:54 PM PST
I drank too much last night

No wonder I went to bed looking so young and handsome.

Taking it easy tonight... (none / 0) (#7)
by theboz on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 09:17:14 PM PST
I'm only having cider, and thinking about perhaps having beer. The thing is that I have very little food left, and no motivation to prepare what I do have, so I only ate popcorn today. I need to get some nutrition somewhere, so I may end up having Guinness. I should probably go out to eat for breakfast though. Ummm...

. o O (Why am I explaining all of this on the internet?)

Blood Donation Hangover (none / 0) (#6)
by First Incision on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 05:45:47 PM PST
I had a new experience this morning. A blood donation hangover. Usually, after giving blood, I take it easy, and drink plenty of fluids, like a good little boy. As we all know, a major part of hangovers are dehydration. But instead of taking it easy, I bled a full pint of blood into a plastic bag, and soon was in a car for a 3 hour trip to Atlanta for a U2 concert. When I got there, water was $3 a bottle, and I couldn't find a water fountain.

So this morning, without ever taking a drink, I had the worst hangover of my life.
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