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Nov 06, 2001
"The Only Site on the Internet That Gets it Right" srceamed the sig. "Security hole?" read the next one... Hmmm, goatsex link or this Adequacy site the trolls keep posting. Where to surf next?

More diaries by FifthChild
I Suck
I'm not here to troll. I'm here to be impressed... The florid gray doesn't help but I like what I sees here. Hope I can contribute. A new user. My Mum loved me so she called me FifthChild.


Oh boy! (none / 0) (#1)
by SpaceGhoti on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 01:49:06 AM PST
Another one!

Good luck, FifthChild!

A troll's true colors.

Space Fish? (none / 0) (#5)
by FifthChild on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 03:24:30 PM PST
I like is... But you know that only serves to confuse and mislead. Look into phonetics and find out why.
Let's Napalm George W. Bush

phonetics (none / 0) (#7)
by SpaceGhoti on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 05:34:30 PM PST
Confuse and mislead? You mean, people might not prnounce "ghoti" as "fish"? Or misread it and translate as "spaceghost"? Horrors!

As you can tell, I never thought about it before.

A troll's true colors.

Just Wondering (none / 0) (#2)
by egg troll on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 10:21:28 AM PST
Since I'm new here too, I was wondering if we get anything when we join Adequacy? A patch or a pin perhaps? How long before we learn the secret Adequacy handshake?

Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....

Would you happen to be... (none / 0) (#4)
by FifthChild on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 03:22:16 PM PST
the same egg troll that posts all those wonderful pro MS trolls on Slashdot?

Man, you troll some major shit up with them! Mad propz--
Let's Napalm George W. Bush

Yup (none / 0) (#6)
by egg troll on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 04:15:54 PM PST
Yeah I'm one and the same. I'm taking a little break from Slashdot because, I've over-fished, like the cod fisheries off Grand Banks.

Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....

Strangely enough (none / 0) (#3)
by Mendax Veritas on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 10:46:21 AM PST
I would have thought "florid gray" would be a contradiction in terms.

Welcome! (none / 0) (#8)
by perdida on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 06:51:50 PM PST
I hope you do write something for us.

After much thought I've decided the best way to write something for us is to jot down that idea you get while bored at work. Then, research and type it up later.

There are so many passing ideas that I get that turn out to be great. And so many pieces I've worked on for weeks turn out to be utter crap.

This is what democracy looks like

Certainly going to try (none / 0) (#9)
by FifthChild on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 02:07:55 AM PST
and come up with something for you guys. I finish my latest round of exams tomorrow, I got a few ideas and a whole shitload of time... Is it best to write them up in this diary or submit them to the eds?
Let's Napalm George W. Bush

Submit it to the eds (none / 0) (#10)
by TheReverand on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 07:17:40 AM PST
Someone will be assigned to work with you if it needs work, or we will just post it if it doesn't.

Yes, submit it to the editors. (none / 0) (#11)
by RobotSlave on Fri Nov 9th, 2001 at 01:39:58 AM PST
They'll post it, and then maybe unpost it just to get a rise out of you. Great fun all around.

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