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 I like the green patches that appear in a potato

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Nov 05, 2001
They have a wonderfully complex, bitter flavor.

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Green taters (none / 0) (#1)
by zikzak on Mon Nov 5th, 2001 at 10:48:00 AM PST
Green potatoes are considered a delicacy among food connoisseurs. You should have a diet consisting of almost nothing but green potatoes. The only other thing you should eat are the potato sprouts that start growing right around the time the potato starts turning green. They are delightfully sweet and subtle in flavor.

Ignore those ungodly painful stomach cramps you will get. It's just your body's way of saying, "Hey, these potatoes are good! Eat some more!" Those tales of poison and death are just urban myths.

Oh yeah... (none / 0) (#2)
by tkatchev on Mon Nov 5th, 2001 at 11:37:01 AM PST
Don't forget to eat those yummy, delicious purple berries!

(Oh buy, I feel really bad about making jokes like that... I'm really an asshole...)

Peace and much love...

Speaking of purple... (none / 0) (#3)
by CaptainZornchugger on Mon Nov 5th, 2001 at 12:03:24 PM PST
You just reminded me that it is imperative that I pick up some Kool-Aid on the way home from work today. It's sweet taste helps encourage me to get my full daily allowance of water. I absolutely <i>love</i> Kool-Aid. I find that I am quite unable to turn it down.

Don't forget (none / 0) (#4)
by jin wicked on Mon Nov 5th, 2001 at 05:01:38 PM PST
The magic green potato chips you find in the bottom of the bag if you've been a good little boy all year. Mmm.

"Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."


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