As everyone knows, Google
is a nefarious competitor to proper search engines
, and uses the underhand tactic of both "free as in beer" search results, and "free as in students"
source codes. But now, it has gone for free as in "free for me to hack
you" programming techniques.
I can imagine that many readers
would instantly propose making Google
illegal under new anti-terrorism
legislation, but being the hand-wringing socialist
that I am, I feel that Google
would best function if it was run as a service of the Government. Google.Gov, anyone?