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Luisa must be
a man. 53%
a woman. 20%
a lab experiment. 26%

Votes: 15


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Nov 25, 2001
I could introduce myself, make note of my hobbies and interests, perhaps even offer a physical description. But I won't.

More diaries by luisa
Is fiction permitted in the Diaries?
Only extremely attractive people are cool.
Extremely attractive people do not wear makeup regularly.
Women are sublime; men are beautiful.
You're all whores.
The witch is dead.
A story for you.
I can speak six languages and fly a jetliner.
Altoids are Curiously Strong.
Who stole my thunder?
I'll just say hi. Have an interesting day.


so... (4.50 / 2) (#1)
by osm on Sun Nov 25th, 2001 at 10:14:36 PM PST
you're either a fucked up chick with issues or a fucked up dude with issues who thinks he's a fucked up chick with issues. i'm not exactly sure which is worse. but i do know that you failed to include a Natalie Portman and/or Eva Habermann option in your poll which is outright blasphemy. may God have mercy on your obviously tortured soul.

Could be (4.50 / 2) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 11:04:28 AM PST
Or it could just be jin.

Of course, jin fits into one of those categories, but I can't remember which one.

My personal theory is that this alleged 'luisa' person is actually an infiltrating member of a government society looking for weaknesses wherein they can stomp out this final bastion of controversy on the internet. Normally, it would be rather rash to draw conclusions about a random new person of unknown characteristic, but this person rated up legolas. Surely anyone but the most obviously inept of government spies would know better than to do such a thing. After all, it's legolas. What's he going to say that's worthy of a four? Nonetheless, I wouldn't worry too much about this 'luisa' character. I don't think 'she' poses a threat. Like I said, she's pretty inept as government spies go. Why, even the worst of my old coworkers in the illuminati would be able to find out everything they need about a web site without drawing near the attention this 'luisa' person has. Let's just lay low, and not tell her about the information smuggling operation, or the underground accumulation of rat-strength painkillers.

mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 11:26:24 AM PST
Painkillers. Opiates. Drool.

Mmmmmkay... (none / 0) (#17)
by ana on Wed Nov 28th, 2001 at 01:02:26 PM PST
  • Painkillers.
  • Opiates.
    I guess, if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Drool.
    Yuck! Why do you want to consume somebody else's drool?

Why not?

A little bit of this, (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by legolas on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 05:53:19 AM PST
A little bit of that.
A little bit of this,
A little bit of that...

Where do we go?

Michael Jackson, look what you've done!

luisa could be the best thing to hit Adequacy since jin wicked. The new small, hipper then hip. I found lusia, so I claim merchandizing rights.


thanks, (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by alprazolam on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 12:45:59 PM PST
you too.

Chill out legolas (3.00 / 1) (#6)
by First Incision on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 06:50:52 PM PST
I think she has a system. If you look, she rates all comments as a 4. Except the anonymous comment; that got penalized 1 point. But the other anonymous comment was rated as a 4, to throw us off the trail. And notice her diary entry's total lack of humanity. She has no hobbies, no interests, not even a physical form. It is obvious. Luisa is a bot. And not one of the warm, fuzzy kinds, one of the evil kinds.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

Dude, (3.00 / 1) (#7)
by legolas on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 08:48:40 PM PST
Stop being such a pastiche loving dork. Of course "she" is a bot - my analysis is that "luisa" was an account created by another user to allow them to rate posts to Jin Wicked's diary without drawing attention to themself. However, when I drew attention to the account, they decided to finally make it talk.


ouch (none / 0) (#10)
by First Incision on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 10:37:37 AM PST
Now Robo-luisa has rated my comment as a 3. I hurt inside.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

Don't take it personally. (none / 0) (#11)
by legolas on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 11:30:28 AM PST
Whoever is masqurading as "luisa" is probably just an angry artist, profanely yelling at how unfair the world is, and threatening to commit suicide, simply to get attention. For some reason, these webboard things seem to attract the ones with egos
<------------------this big.-------------------->


What have I done to you, legolas, (4.00 / 1) (#14)
by luisa on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 04:40:11 PM PST
that you suppose I am some kind of angry artiste with an overinflated sense of her own importance? I like artistic pursuits as much as the next person, but I'm not silly enough to assume my favored kinds of art to experience and create are the only legitimate kinds of art. I suppose I mean to say, confuse me with a robot if it please you, but don't confuse me with that jin wicked person. thx. ;D

If I had a million dollars (4.00 / 1) (#15)
by legolas on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 05:18:19 PM PST
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars...



Legolas is weird (4.00 / 1) (#16)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 05:28:16 PM PST
And trying to scare of our female readers.

I hope you feel proud of yourself, you strange person, you.

At least tell us... (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 08:54:48 PM PST
...what you think of the unaccusative hypothesis, the Language Acquisition Device, or something like that.

I dislike Chomsky and Pinker. (none / 0) (#9)
by luisa on Mon Nov 26th, 2001 at 11:27:42 PM PST
However, I do like some of the neural net theories floating round.

I hope... (none / 0) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 03:26:52 PM PST're thinking of people like Bybee and Bates, and not people like Lakoff (though much to humanity's credit, there's not really a lot of people like Lakoff...)

I was thinking of Sydney Lamb, actually. (none / 0) (#13)
by luisa on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 04:33:33 PM PST
He's rather adorable, I think.


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