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 Number Won !

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Nov 22, 2001
Thank G-d I still enjoy freedom of speech to express critical thought and opinions. Thought I had already posted this but it disappeared.

More diaries by Inden
The End Can't Justify the Means Because There Isn't One
Osama Bin Falwell
Do They Hate Americans or Just Our Government?
Justice for the Victims of 9/11 ! :: (a minority viewpoint)
Here's Some More Meat for You SFB Vultures! Enjoy!
American Values & Pax Americana
I Am Not A Pacifist - Taliban Must Go - We Must Rebuild Afghanistan Afterward
This is *N O T* a Test!
It's *not* their Economy Stupid!
This will be Skippy's Last Diary Entry Here
Confidence Game E-Mail Example
Struggle With Violence Is Eternal
First Commandment: Revisit As Often As Necessary
Delicate Question for Muslims
The Reason I'm Posting on Adequacy Despite Being Unwelcome
Islam vs. non-Islam in a tiny nutshell
Nobel Prize for Irrelevance: How Wrong I Was !
Nurturing Healthy Palestinian and Israeli Senses of National Identity
West Virgina Allegory
The ZogCore? Answer Man Is Here !
Christian Sponsorship of Rationlist Islamic Charity as Foreign Policy
Meine Ehre Heisst Speaking Truth to Power
Brief Public Service Reminder
Galactic Hitchiker Travel Advisory
Writer vs. Editor Relationship in a Nutshell
backround music: "we are the champions" (queen) Chanting crowd of young men and more young men: USA, USA, USA, USA, Number Won, Number Won, USA, USA, USA! Number 1

[some huge foam #1 finger puppets can be seen waggling here and there]

McLeader: United We Stand! Make no mistake about it we are a patient nation slow to anger but angry when provoked. Our anger is just and our cause is a just and angry one. We will not let these cowards intimidate the freedom we stand to defend. Evil exists in the world and we shall give it no rest and no quarter until we smoke them evildoers out of their varmint hidey holes and string 'em up to justice.

[cue new music: classical patriotic building to a swelling climax slowly]

Crowd of men: USA! USA! USA! Number 1! Number 1!

McLeader: And May God Continue to Bless America! Now on to Baghdad to finish my Daddy's job for him!


Yeah (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Nov 22nd, 2001 at 10:54:52 AM PST
Americans are a bit like Germans that way. When they have elections, meetings of the two main parties are like the Nuremburg Rally.

It really is frightening. It is all because these americans have no sense of humour, if any politician tried that shit in the UK they'd be a laughing stock.


Absolutely pathetic. (none / 0) (#2)
by RobotSlave on Thu Nov 22nd, 2001 at 01:20:56 PM PST
Christ on a stick, are you dead, Inden? The old Inden could have produced more than an anemic 150+ without using limbs, nose, or tongue.

This entry would be an embarrassment even in the diary section of

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