What is there to do on a Friday night? I've renounced women (involuntarily,) I don't have time to learn to dance, I'm far too tight to spend a little on a movie, and I'm also quite a whiner.
Augustine isn't doing it for me right now. Hannah Arendt was earlier today. Why, I can scarcely find the energy to make rude remarks to site newcomers and defend a Christian Existentialist position despite being woefully underread in the relevant works.
I'd go drink some nourishing liquor, but I have a soccer match tomorrow morning (intermural finals, Music vs. Engineering. We go by 'The Mahlers.' Cute, no?) I can't muster any enthusiasm for eating, sleeping, practicing, reading, or the computer, which is pretty much the ambit of my life, I have to say. I have plenty of enthusiasm for sex, on a general level, but not much opportunity, so strike that too.
Maybe I could go fall asleep with my face in a newspaper or something. Any suggestions?