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 Shit I'm Horny!

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Nov 15, 2001
Work won't be over for another three hours. It's a wet, rainy day, and I feel like I'm about to burst...

More diaries by Electric Angst
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Bloody Your Hands on a Cactus Tree...
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I Want A Girl With A Mind Like A Diamond
Mister Macho Man, Is It True?
Lust for Life
No L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G Allowed
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There She Goes...
You're Older Than You've Ever Been. And now You're Even Older.
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That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood.
Oh, by the way...
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I'm Gonna Play All Night.
Well I'm Just a Modern Guy...
Run Away.
Something in the Way
The Fact That I Adore You is Just One of My Truths.
It's Over.
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The funny thing is, trhurler lurks and reads this...
The Plan...
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Damn damn damn.
Good Day
Much and more...
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Ok How I Wish...
Rich Man
Thank Goodness.
Yule is Coming!
Unfettered Boobies
Here We Go...
Dinner Tonight.
You know...
I don't know what it is. This dreary grey autumn day isn't exactly the type you'd expect to make one want to fuck. Argh! I just can't stand it...

There you go, too much personal information. Feel free to joke now.


well, i'm not doing anything at the moment (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 12:47:55 PM PST

13/f/Islamabad (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 02:35:48 PM PST
I hope you're better than the Taliban

better? (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 07:50:25 PM PST
WTF? I'm sure members of the Taliban are satisfied every time they have sex.

And Islamabad is in Pakistan not Afghanistan (none / 0) (#12)
by dmg on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 12:38:56 AM PST
Lets try and keep up the high standards of fact-checking and journalistic integrity that adequacy is famous for, even if it is only a diary entry...

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

The best Taliban are like the minutemen (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 07:00:13 AM PST
One minute and they're done.

The younger ones don't even make it that far.

So, do you have big, long lasting, uncircumsized American penii?

Understating the weather a bit, aren't we? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by zikzak on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 12:50:06 PM PST
Two dead so far, tornado warnings through tonight, and flood warnings for the next 3 days. Nice of you to think of your penis during all this.

Damn, I had no idea... (none / 0) (#3)
by Electric Angst on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 02:04:50 PM PST
Being locked in a windowless office all day can cause you to lose connection with the outdoors...

In the dark times, will there still be singing?
Yes, there will be singing. There will be singing about the dark times. -- Bertolt Brecht

Where in the world... (none / 0) (#5)
by hauntedattics on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 02:40:29 PM PST
is all this water? The U.S. Northeast could use a bit since we are (very unusually) in drought conditions right now. My friend tells me this means winter here will be harsh and long. I'm hoping he's wrong.

As for the horniness, you could always try to channel that energy into your work...

The water is in Seattle.. (none / 0) (#7)
by elby on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 04:39:37 PM PST
Given that there's some flooding here and it hasn't really stopped raining for the last 3 or 4 days. I'll trade you. -elby

It ain't gettin' no better, either (none / 0) (#6)
by zikzak on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 04:04:28 PM PST
1/4 mile wide tornado out by the airport, and rumors that one just touched down at 15th & Lavaca (that's downtown, folks).

Interesting evening.

Yea... (none / 0) (#11)
by Electric Angst on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 08:57:23 PM PST
<p>I got to spend an hour waiting for a bus right beside the nearly-overflowing Waller Creek. (I arrived when the busses were still there, parked because it was still considered too hazerdous to drive. I would have gotten on them, but they were so full there wasn't even extra standing room.)</p><p>When I did manage to get on the bus, the bus's radio occasionally would buzz in with a message, telling the bus drivers to only radio in if they needed police or ambulances for a "life or death emergency". It seems that the power and phone at the bus dispacher's office had gone out, and the radio was their only way of communicating.</p><p>Then, when I got to my stop, the bus faced a dead end. The entrance to my apartment complex, and the road in front of it, was flooded. The road was closed, and there was a car submerged up to its windows. My stop was the only one that was able to get off the bus, everyone else along the rst of the route had to wait as the bus driver figured out exactly how he could get to all the stops with this road taken out.</p><p>Now, as I'm sitting here typing this, I have to be careful how much pressure I use to set my feet on the ground, since the padding beneath the carpet is soaked near my iMac. (and in my Girlfriend's adjacent closet...)</p>

In the dark times, will there still be singing?
Yes, there will be singing. There will be singing about the dark times. -- Bertolt Brecht

horniness (none / 0) (#8)
by nathan on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 04:43:58 PM PST
Indeed, this is a trial for many adolescent males.

By the way, where is all this rain coming down?

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

There's lots of rain (none / 0) (#9)
by zikzak on Thu Nov 15th, 2001 at 05:03:55 PM PST

Teeheehee (none / 0) (#14)
by egg troll on Sat Nov 17th, 2001 at 06:01:43 PM PST
Someone at my company got written up for looking at porn at work. Apparently it was some pretty interesting stuff. German. Rubber priests outfits. Things like that.

Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....


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