this means i waste more time trying to figure out what to watch than i waste actually watching anything.
so, do i want an action movie ("Heat")? or a love story ("Leon")? or science fiction ("Mars Attacks")? or cgi crud ("Phantom Menace")? or a hillarious teen comedy ("Beautiful Girls")? or a porno featuring pregnant women breaking water ("Where the Heart Is")? or a tender story of open source love (my own "Meaning of Life", where I costar with a Natalie Portman poster)?
please refrain from offering suggestions, your opinions don't matter to me.