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Egg Troll's Sex Life is spent...
...with yo momma. 0%
...lonely masturbating to porn while he cries. 30%
...working a glory hole. 40% jail, where he is sold nightly for a carton of Kools 0%
...trying to rid himself of a cold sore that won't go away. 20%
...celibate until he meets Veronica Moser, Queen of German scat films. 10%

Votes: 10


 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 09, 2001
Awww yeah Egg Troll's got himself a date with a cute geek girl tonite. Normally such terms are mutually exclusive (geek girl == fat) but not this time. I'll let you all sniff my fingers afterwards!!

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geek girls (none / 0) (#1)
by Frithiof on Tue Oct 9th, 2001 at 08:48:53 PM PST
sometimes it's best to get them while they're still cute and then convert them to geekdom.


You are sick! Sick! (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 02:37:42 AM PST
How can you take an innocent, possibly social adept young slip of a thing and turn her into a maladjusted, solf-indulgent, brooding geek? Is it that your conscience is eased when you hear good-looking women tell you that it's OK to steal, and free software communism will save the world using open source magic? Do you like that? Well, do ya?

Dumbass. (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by tkatchev on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 05:03:40 AM PST
Commercial software is communism. (i.e. State capitalism, which is the same thing.) Open Source is bandit capitalism.

This has been rehashed in another thread, so please don't post misleading information here.

Peace and much love...

Oh great, Dr. Dictionary is here (4.00 / 1) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 05:43:44 AM PST
Look, I don't know what weird relativist pukehole you sprang from, but here in the US of A, we use the correct standard english, as passed down to us by Miriam Webster. Free software is communism. Open Source is fascism. Commercial software is free market capitalism. Shareware is highway robbery. Got that?

Very goodthink of you, Sir. (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by tkatchev on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 07:07:59 AM PST
But if you actually applied half a thought to these matters, you'd figure out that the only way the current system of software distribution in the U.S. can sustain itself is by employing totalitarian communist tactics. Which is why the U.S. is the only country in the world with a failed software market.

Peace and much love...

fool. (2.50 / 2) (#3)
by osm on Wed Oct 10th, 2001 at 04:49:32 AM PST


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