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Should I sue the dairy?
Yes 100%

Votes: 3

 Got Milk?

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 04, 2001
Entering my appartment... it smells funny.

Got milk on the kitchen floor, milk under the fridge, milk in the fridge, milk in my salad, potatoes drenched in milk, milk every-fucking-where.


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Don't sue the dairy. (none / 0) (#1)
by kwsNI on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 03:37:55 PM PST
If you sue the dairies, they'll just take it out on the cows. So skip the extra step and sue the cows. Or cut out another middle man and sue the grain farmers that feed the cows.


Suing cows (none / 0) (#2)
by twodot72 on Thu Oct 4th, 2001 at 10:30:40 PM PST
Thanks for the advice. I don't think I'll be going after the cows though. After all, cows are notoriuosly poor. They won't be able to pay the millions of dollars I think I'm entitled to after all the pain and mopping I had to endure...


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