Soon I will have sticker on my computer. It says, "MP3
." This sticker will show the world (or at least the portion of it that comes into my room) that I listen to MP3's. If you do not know what MP3 is, I will not answer your questions about them.
Ladies will see my computer and ask "What MP3's do you listen to?" This will be a good starting point for a conversation. Newbies will say "Dude, I also think that MP3's rock!" I will banish such newbies from my room, unless the newbie is a lady. Then I will have to think about it.