After hours of tiring research
, I have come to a startling solution: all patriotic Americans such as ourselves, must work together to prevent the Taliban from using drug money to but their weapons of mass destruction
. Towards this end, I suggest that we all immediately commence large-scale opium production. After all, we are a capitalist country, and the way to put the Taliban out of business is to flood the world heroin market with low-priced, high-quality product
Anyone who does not grow for freedom is clearly is a foaming at the mouth, socialist, egg-sucking pig-ignorant anti-capitalist scumsucking goat-fucker.