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Hottest Aussie Hottie ?

Jacinta Stapleton   6 votes - 2 %
Ada Nicodemou   8 votes - 3 %
Holley Vallence   42 votes - 15 %
Isla Fisher   19 votes - 7 %
Kylie Minogue   140 votes - 53 %
Rebecca Cartwright   14 votes - 5 %
Jacinta Stapleton   7 votes - 2 %
Madeleine West   8 votes - 3 %
Melissa George   20 votes - 7 %
264 Total Votes

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Who? (none / 0) (#1)
by elenchos on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 01:21:00 AM PST

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Is it a bad thing... (none / 0) (#2)
by gohomeandshoveit on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 07:51:31 AM PST
...if I don't know any of these names? Get some better polls. I liked the superfluous gender one better, even though it did run too long and had results that didn't add up to 100%.

If you don't like me, blow me. - Dr. Dre

We must stop being so USA-centric. (none / 0) (#4)
by dmg on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 03:39:58 PM PST
Follow the links in this recent diary entry if you wish to know more about these stunning examples of Australian womenhood, and take your stupid USA-centric attitude elsewhere.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

I refuse. (none / 0) (#3)
by tkatchev on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 01:06:54 PM PST
I refuse to partake in this stupid poll.

This poll must die, quickly.

Peace and much love...

Would you prefer (none / 0) (#5)
by because it isnt on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 04:33:42 PM PST
a poll of "dreamist european philosophers"? -- because it isn't

The next one will be... (none / 0) (#6)
by elenchos on Thu May 16th, 2002 at 02:25:47 AM PST
"Fav way to get the Russian chick to say 'moose and squirrel' for you." What's yours?

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Oh ghod. (none / 0) (#7)
by tkatchev on Thu May 16th, 2002 at 10:39:47 AM PST
How old are you?

I feel like I'm stuck an a very bad middle-school imitation.

(It would help if you didn't have to revert to adolescent sexual slang.)

Peace and much love...

I don't know about squirrel (4.00 / 1) (#8)
by nathan on Thu May 16th, 2002 at 07:31:25 PM PST
But here is some moose.


PS - warning - this is a very controversial comic. Only read it if you are certain you can handle the controversy!
- N
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

That's a very advanced cartoon, Nathan (none / 0) (#9)
by Adam Rightmann on Fri May 17th, 2002 at 10:09:53 AM PST
While you can surely see the implicit moral as well as I can, too many people with sloppier thinking will see the ebola gags, misogyny and homosexualist entendres as humor, and not as the punishment for a sinful life.

A. Rightmann

I believe the moral is: (none / 0) (#10)
by because it isnt on Fri May 17th, 2002 at 10:21:54 AM PST
"don't believe anything you read in Chick tracts." -- because it isn't

well, as the Lublin Thomists teach us, (none / 0) (#11)
by nathan on Fri May 17th, 2002 at 12:13:04 PM PST
Catholicism and existential thought are not incompatible. Each person is confronted with the stark choice between choosing God and accepting the hell of his own determinedly Godless universe.

If your idea of heaven is buttsex with Marmaduke, the Lublin school teaches that you are welcome to it, and that the freedom of choice involves the sombre burden of subjective responsibility before God. Who can possibly be responsible for himself? It is through contemplation of the impossibility of saving himself from his corrupted nature - and the moral exact equivalent of buttsex with Marmaduke - that a sinner can come to God.

Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Australian women (none / 0) (#12)
by SpaceGhoti on Sat May 18th, 2002 at 03:53:11 AM PST
You forgot such celebrity notables as Olivia Newton-John (even if she's getting older, she's aging well), Nicole Kidman and the ever-delectable Elle McPherson.

I would have voted for Elle, but she wasn't up there. It's a crime, I tell you! A crime!

A troll's true colors.

Dude! (none / 0) (#13)
by tkatchev on Sat May 18th, 2002 at 11:07:02 AM PST
You're back!

We've missed you. Really.

Peace and much love...

Thanks! (none / 0) (#14)
by SpaceGhoti on Sun May 19th, 2002 at 05:08:37 AM PST
I've been off rediscovering my addiction to bad ASCII games.

I'm touched though. Truly, I am.

A troll's true colors.

missing some? (none / 0) (#15)
by ss1 on Sun May 19th, 2002 at 07:51:30 PM PST
As a happy (currently feeling very lucky) Aussie,
i think i should point out that you have most definately missed out on some Aussie girls who are actually pretty. Kylie Minogue is only about 4"3' in your heigt measurements, and if you had ever seen umm.. Holly Valence on Home and Away (shudder) she wouldn't be getting as many votes. What about Nicole Kidman? Recently voted the most beutiful woman on the planet iirc? Elle McPhearson, supermodel extrodinaire, Cathy Freeman? your list is limited (as it is stupid), and who on earth is Jacinta Stapleton, Ada Nicodemou, Isla Fisher, Rebecca Cartwright or Madeleine West?

Some Bitchin' Aussie.

will munkara-kerr sentry solutions

I put it to you: (none / 0) (#16)
by because it isnt on Tue May 21st, 2002 at 03:31:48 AM PST
  1. [I am an] Aussie
  2. if you had ever seen umm.. Holly Valence on Home and Away
  3. who on earth is [...] Isla Fisher [...] ?
No further questions, your honour. -- because it isn't

Even if she is twice in the poll (none / 0) (#17)
by Mashx on Tue May 21st, 2002 at 06:22:39 AM PST
Jacinta Stapleton: No.


natalie imbruglia (none / 0) (#18)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed May 29th, 2002 at 03:11:52 AM PST
is my favourite.

Explain. (none / 0) (#19)
by tkatchev on Wed May 29th, 2002 at 01:26:06 PM PST
Favorite what?

Peace and much love...

Favourite Russian Composer (n/t) (none / 0) (#20)
by cheetah on Wed May 29th, 2002 at 11:38:41 PM PST

Write in vote (none / 0) (#21)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu May 30th, 2002 at 04:29:53 AM PST
Katie Keltie

Those pictures suck though. She's really grown up well in the last couple of years. May even lose that cute little chubby look and turn out better than her "older sister", Holly Vallance.

But hell, what do I know, I think Carla Bonner is the best looking one out of the lot of em.


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